I Hate Strippers

ARE STRIPPERS PART OF YOUR LIFE?

• Do you go to a strip club on a weekly basis?
• Do the strippers know you on a first name basis?
• Do you use your credit card for lap dances?

If you answered yes to any of these questions you are at the right place.

Do I hate strippers? No, I really don't. So please don't email me and tell me how awful and horrible I am for putting up this site. My friend gave me full permission to take these messages off of her phone.

About eight years ago, I was doing some real estate purchases and met this real estate broker who, believe it or not, had a secret life as a stripper. Let's just say that this friend was called Rose. Well it wasn't that much of a secret since she did tell me. Anyways she was cool and she would tell me some crazy and wild stories about the stripping world. I, like a lot of men, have been to strip clubs but I never saw any of the craziness and dark sides of the stripping world. Some of the stories were simply incredible. Some of them were downright ugly and evil.

One story stood out to me regarding this very obese man who fell in love with Rose. Rose told me that this guy, Don, was so in love with her and wanted to marry her. Mind you, he has never seen her outside of the strip club. I thought that Rose was pulling my leg. To prove that Don was real and that her story was true, she gave me access to her voice mail messages so I could hear all the messages Don left.

I have posted all of these messages in a page called Stripper Phone.

Several years later, Rose became a "born again" Muslim. Perhaps this was her way of trying to escape karma.

FAN MAIL!

I have create a seperate fan mail page. Have a story or comment to share, you can drop me a note at lapdance@ihatestrippers.com . Ironically, the majority of the emails I get are from other strippers that want to know how to get more $$$ than they are getting now.